When I started thinking about the subject, I thought I would write funny and dumb-conspiracy-based scrawl. I never thought things to be this abysmal in the first place. Buckle up my dear reader, you will need a light to bear with the dark writing I provide.

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Baby shark, a music video that has more than 8 billion views on youtube, is evil.

Every baby which has born after 2018 learned this song as equivalence for a lullaby. We will see those babies running the world with evil intentions really soon. This song made them do it.

Not only the song, but the clip is also more than horrifying.

The video is down below, watch it first. After finishing this article watch it again, you will empathize with me, unfortunately…

Context

The video starts with 2 fish and a pink scuba diver fox chilling.

After that suddenly a brat appears and scares the hell out of the animals.

The kid enjoys the situation he is in and starts the demonic ritual immediately, baby shark du du du du.

As Torah states;

1:26 God said, "Let us create man in our
own image, like ourselves. May he rule 
the fish in the sea, the birds in the 
sky, the domestic animals, the reptiles, 
and the whole earth."

This part is total Jewish propaganda.

(gif from MakeaGIF.com,2021)

Freud told us earlier

The clip goes on with singing about the main character baby shark.

After that, they start to count the elder people; mommy shark, daddy shark.

When the ritual continues with daddy shark, the background turns to bright pink.

Moreover, the boy is acting all weird with that exaggerated clapping motion.

This only means one thing, the heteronormative values are in a threshold when daddy comes.

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HUNT and GATHER

Evil intentions spark more and more while minutes feel like hours.

The kiddo now has a female prey in his Satanic ritual.

They sing along and manifest the energy for hunting.

In that scene, you can clearly see that the innocent fish don’t like their environment, even the ocean is their habitat.

After the malicious act of the humans, sharks chase them while they are yelling, run away du du du du.

We can say, karma is a beach.

(screenshot from the youtube video,2016)

Jokes aside

Baby’s brain develops through use by interacting, observing, and doing things. Also, the Subconscious mind is to be believed to develop since age 2. Claudia Gold, a pediatrician author believes that simplistic songs with simple lyrics, repetition, and wholesome themes will help children maintain order in a new and overwhelming environment.

“When you’re 6 months old, or 2 or 5 years old, so many things are going on that you try to make sense of,” she says. “A song can kind of harness that experience and be comforting in its repetition.”

This song could be wholesome as said, the problem underlies in the clip. There are 17 sustainability goals in total as UN Global Goals and most probably, this clip violates half of it. How can you teach about sustainability when you have toddlers talking about polluting the ocean and running away? Is it really possible not to do that adrenaline-injected activity and get a huge dose of dopamine as a reward? Even people with fully grown brains enjoy the feeling internally, how could a toddler who is starting the have a world-view based only externally, has an awareness to block this hormone-based feeling?

They can’t. 

It is easier to develop a brighter future by opening a new page rather than re-building the corrupted. There is nothing we can do to cure the Baby shark poison that our toddlers let sink in deep down in their veins.

8 BILLION BABY HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THIS HIDEOUS CLIP. THANK YOU FOR READING MY CONTENT.

SOURCE:

• Enlightenment shining from 6-feet deep in the ocean’s abyss.
• What’s behind the insane popularity of ‘Baby SHARK’? Let’s examine. (n.d.). Retrieved April 27, 2021, from https://www.wtva.com/content/national/504377942.html
• Torah